Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Gay D.C

Wow, isn’t it a proud moment when our nation's capitol passes/approves/permits gay marriage. What more appropriate place for two homosexuals to get hitched than the center of all that is evil in our nation. Where is there a higher concentration of graft, corruption, and all that is found appalling to God and God fearing people, than D.C.? Note to those in a position of leadership, the USA should have an alternate place of government selected (aside from the secret compound) so that when God gets totally sick and tired of us and does the “Sodom and Gomorrah” deal on DC we don’t have to completely shut down. We could then quickly select a completely new group of criminals and derelicts to step in and take over the job of driving our nation to “hell in a handbasket”.

What does the minister (or person perpetrating the act) call the newly joined couple (boy joined, that provide a visual doesn’t it). I now pronounce you; bungholer and bungholee, alternate lifestyle nimrods, sodomizer and sodomizee. In the case of the couple featured on the MSNBC website today over the phrase “Same-sex couples tie knot in D.C.” it could have simply been “ I now pronounce you ugly and uglier”. But then that raise the question of whether sodomy is legal in our nation capital. Must be, after all it happens everyday to the American taxpayers. We had a saying when I was on the USS Eisenhower, BOHICA, which stood for “bend over here it comes again”. That must be a term on endearment between gays.

The decision to allow gay marriage in DC would cause the founding fathers to roll over in their graves, but for the danger that exposing your rear creates.

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