Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Assorted Rants

Toyota Vehicles - What to do about runaway vehicles?

Simple fix, put a big airbag on the front end (outside the car), with a proximity initiator, and a free add-on package that has a kill-switch and an anchor.

or

Since no one seems sharp enough to put the car in neutral and turn off the ignition, perhaps Toyota should administer an IQ test before the sale is final.

Brilliant Comments (besides mine)

Nancy Pelosi – Let’s pass health care, then you can see what it says.

What if a car dealer said to you, let’s agree on you buying a car, you sign the paperwork, and then I’ll tell you and show you what you bought, and how much you’re going to pay. WELL HELL YEA, SIGN ME UP, DUH!!!!!

Home-Grown Terrorist

What do we do about home-grown terrorism? I'm talking about the Pennsylvania woman Colleen LaRose, otherwise known as “Jihad Jane”, and also known as Fatima LaRose. They should add to the list “Ugly-Ass Crazy Islamic Bitch from PA”. How should she be treated? Take her out in a field and shoot her, throw her body in a tree and let the buzzards eat the flesh from her bones. Might sound harsh but it’s really recycling. Buzzards have to eat too. OBTW, spend as little money as possible carrying it out. See if we can get a donated bullet and a loaned rifle. A footnote, give Swedish cartoonist Noble prize for Art.

Wake up America, they are all around us and growing in numbers. A Muslim who has not killed, has not been asked to yet. The term peaceful Muslim is an oxymoron. Read the Koran, it allows little room for interpretation. Convert the infidel, btw that’s anyone but them, and if he won’t, kill him. Murder is permissible in the furtherance of Islam. They demand all levels of tolerance from everyone else, and give none in return. Their Mosques are popping up all of the US and the world, but just to admission that you are a Christian in a Muslim nation, can get you killed, and no one blinks an eye. It is there way or the “Bye-way” as in bye bye.

Inappropriate Behavior?

Representative Eric Massa has stepped down under allegations of inappropriate groping and other crimes. I think the Obama administration was behind his ouster from the start. I mean we had a president who got a BJ in the oval office, and we now want to throw this fellow out of office because he touched a male staffer in and inappropriate manner. GIVE ME A BREAK, this is DC, where we just legitimized sodomy. The real story, that no one is picking up on, is the man’s name. Think about it, Massa. Do you think our black president ever wanted to risk being in the situation, where he would be engaged in a conversation with Rep Massa, and he would have to respond with “you are correct Massa”. Say it over and over again, and let it roll off your tongue a few times and you’ll see what I mean. Wasn’t going to happen. Had to go.

Gay D.C

Wow, isn’t it a proud moment when our nation's capitol passes/approves/permits gay marriage. What more appropriate place for two homosexuals to get hitched than the center of all that is evil in our nation. Where is there a higher concentration of graft, corruption, and all that is found appalling to God and God fearing people, than D.C.? Note to those in a position of leadership, the USA should have an alternate place of government selected (aside from the secret compound) so that when God gets totally sick and tired of us and does the “Sodom and Gomorrah” deal on DC we don’t have to completely shut down. We could then quickly select a completely new group of criminals and derelicts to step in and take over the job of driving our nation to “hell in a handbasket”.

What does the minister (or person perpetrating the act) call the newly joined couple (boy joined, that provide a visual doesn’t it). I now pronounce you; bungholer and bungholee, alternate lifestyle nimrods, sodomizer and sodomizee. In the case of the couple featured on the MSNBC website today over the phrase “Same-sex couples tie knot in D.C.” it could have simply been “ I now pronounce you ugly and uglier”. But then that raise the question of whether sodomy is legal in our nation capital. Must be, after all it happens everyday to the American taxpayers. We had a saying when I was on the USS Eisenhower, BOHICA, which stood for “bend over here it comes again”. That must be a term on endearment between gays.

The decision to allow gay marriage in DC would cause the founding fathers to roll over in their graves, but for the danger that exposing your rear creates.